The Mindy Project: 15 Quotes That Made Us All Feel Less Alone In The World

As The Mindy Project is cancelled, we say a fond farewell to the hilarious show by remembering some of the spot-on Dr Mindy Lahiri quotes that made us feel less alone in the world.

She really is just like us...

'Maybe I won't get married. Maybe I'll just do one of those Eat Pray Love things. Ugh, I don't want to pray. Forget it. I'll just die alone.'

'I'm going to take the stairs instead of taking the elevator. Escalator, maybe. Baby steps.'

'My TV is broken and I cannot be alone with my thoughts.'

'I am not overweight. I fluctuate between chubby and curvy.'

'My apartment is the only place that I feel safe right now. I have food. I have alcohol. I have 600 channels. And none of them want to hurt me.'

'Please let this date be good. May he have the wealth of Mayor Bloomberg. The personality of Jon Stewart. The face of Michael Fassbender. The penis of Michael Fassbender.'

'I fell asleep watching the movie Amelie, and when I woke up, I had spilled so much red wine on myself that I thought for a second I had been shot.'

'I don't weigh anything. I'm like a cloud.'

'I'm sorry, are you saying that I'm not cultured? I'm deeply cultured. I've been to London.'

'If we're still single in 5 years and we haven't found anybody can we make a pact? that we will kill each other.'

'Sir? You're not using enough cheese on that pizza, sir.'

'I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.'

'I want you to love me in the way that I can show on Instagram.'

'God, I am single as fuck.'

'You're not Mindy, you're a warrior and your warrior name is Beyonce Pad Thai.'