The stuff of dreams
We can't tell you what we would give to be a Hollywood A-lister living it up at events like the Oscars 2017.
In case all of the glitz and glamour wasn't enough to be getting on with, the nominees will also take home a goodie bag filled (worth about £160,000) with everything you could possibly wish for, from five holidays to 10 years worth of make-up. And if you thought the $30,000 Grammys gift bag was impressive, you haven't seen anything yet.
Distinctive Assets provide the goodie bags, which are not endorsed by the Academy, to the Oscar nominees in attendance.
So, what's in these unofficial goodie bags, we hear you ask?
A week at the Golden Door Spa Retreat in California (worth $8,850)
A 6-night holiday in Hawaii (worth up to $4,270)
A 3-night holdiay in Lake Como (worth £800 a night)
A 3-night stay in Sorrento (estimated to be worth $3,000)
A 3-night stay in Vittoria (worth $5,000)
A 3-night stay in a private mansion in California (worth $40,000)
Artwork by Reian Williams (price unknown)
10 year's worth of Oxygenetix make-up (worth £38,000)
10 sessions with celebrity personal trainer Alexis Seletzky (worth $900)
An Oomi smart home system (worth $599)
A gold and diamond bracelet by Yoga Jewelz (worth $595)
A handbag by Jules K. (worth at least $370)
A Haze Dual Vaporiser (worth $250)
A Pelvic Floor Exercise Tracker and App by Elvie (worth $199)
Beauty products by Woosh (worth $119)
Hydroxycut Platinum weight loss supplements (worth $30)
12 cases of Opal apples
A Dandi Patch for sweat marks (worth $21)
A set of plates by Slimware (worth $30)
A board game called 'Watch Ya Mouth' (worth $20)
T-shirts from Happiest Tee (worth at least $89)
A lifetime supply of Pu-erh Tea Nourishing Cream and Cleansing Bars by Lizora (worth $31,200)
A fitness water bottle from Mous (worth $28)
A cellulite massage cushion by SweetCheeks (worth $99)
Clothes by Belldini (more than $300 worth)
Earrings by Park and Buzz (worth $35)
A wooden box of motivational cards (worth $40)
A set of condiments from Rouge Maple (worth $280)
Children's book Curlee Girlee by Atara Twersky (worth $11)
A year's worth of car rentals from Silvercar (worth $20,000)
An advanced dual-layer pillow by Casper (worth $75)
A set of personalised Crayola crayons (worth at least $12.99)
A CPR Anytime kit (worth $39)
Chocolates from Chocolatines and Chubby Chipmunk (worth $35 and $45 respectively)
A chapstick (worth $6.50)
*Sigh.* Oh to be a Hollywood actor...
