We defy you not to smile widely, nod compulsively, and sigh knowingly at these
Anna Kendrick is well known for her killer sense of humour, both on and off-screen. She's quite possibly one of the most relatable celebrities out there. We've rounded up 15 of her most hilarious quips on Twitter that'll keep you going until Pitch Perfect 3 next year - we defy you not to laugh at these. On social interaction... 'Sometimes I think, I need to think before I speak. And then other times I think, I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever.' On never *quite* growing up... 'Just spotted a Pop-Tart wrapped under my bed. That seems about right. #GrownWoman'
On being liked... 'For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.' On retrospect... 'Working on my fantasy of what I should have said to that FedEx girl who gave me attitude.'
On men... 'I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.'
On not sharing food... '"I don't want a whole dessert, let's just get two spoons" [said] former friends of mine.'
On loneliness… 'Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.’
On not liking other people… 'My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing... God, what is that thing called... other people.’
On that thing we all do… ‘Yes of course I got your text - I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird.'
On being productive… ‘Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don't have to say "Netflix and avoiding responsibilities."’
On real life… ‘It's cute how I used to think this "barely-holding-it together" feeling was temporary.’
'Oh God. I just realised I'm stuck with me my whole life.'
On heroes… ‘They say you shouldn't meet your heroes. And they're right cause I met a baby raccoon once and it pooped on my shoulder.’
On the reality of being in a relationship… ‘Relationships: because watching Masterchef alone is only 6% as fun.’
On punctuality… ‘I get really bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid "why I'm late" story.’
